New Year is truly an amazing holiday; millions of people eagerly await it every time. This unites them, so different and touchingly naive. Children and adults alike believe that on the night of December 31st you can make any wish to Santa Claus.
You don't have to write him letters. The main thing is to identify your dreams and ask for a little luck to make them come true. Many statuses created about the New Year reflect this exciting mood. When they are waiting for gifts, pleasant wishes, fun and are preparing to turn the next page and spend the outgoing year.
Statuses for the New Year for VKontakte
Playful and philosophical, long and short, funny and serious, suggestive and direct as is. Statuses that reflect the mood of their authors. For a social network user, his profile is a mirror of the soul, a reflection of his personality. By studying published statuses, you can understand what the author expects.
“The New Year will come soon. I’ll turn on the countdown and cross out every passing day from my calendar!”
“In the pre-New Year period, so many things accumulate! It’s like we’re trying to complete annual goals in the 2-3 remaining weeks!”
“Tangerines are appearing, which means the New Year is finally approaching!”
“I love winter, especially when it snows. Every day seems magical and a festive mood arises automatically.”
“In these New Year's days, let's count down and at the same time enjoy this moment of anticipation!”
“One-two, one-two, the New Year is coming here. Three - the Christmas tree, come on, burn!
Do you know what you will wear to celebrate the New Year?
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“I wish everyone to see only their loved ones in the New Year. After all, it is believed that whoever you spend it with, you will see them all the time. Make your guest lists carefully!”
“The New Year is finally approaching... what surprises will it bring?”
“Many people celebrate their preparations for it on such a large scale that when the New Year comes, they are completely ready.”
“Our dear Santa Claus! Even though I only have one place left of my childhood, I decided to send you a message. Please send us more luck, hard cash and butter. As for luck with the coin, if it’s clear, then oil, so that everything in the family and at work will go smoothly, like it slides on oil.”
“Grandfather Frost, please let my neighbors’ karaoke break down. Better yet, they will go far, preferably abroad. Thank you in advance!"
“Officially, the days of celebration are January 1-2. How much will people actually drink to celebrate the arrival of 2019?”
“I’ll organize a classic holiday: I’ll make Olivier salad, decorate the Christmas tree and buy more fragrant tangerines! I would like to remember my sweet childhood. But we really need more tangerines so that there will be enough until the 1st!”
“The news is frightening with rising prices, but we are not afraid, we will celebrate the New Year beautifully and spend the Old Year. The people are experienced, all the way until the neighbors, driven by the noise, show up with a brick!”
“There are “damn it, there’s not enough time, and there’s no food, and there’s nowhere to celebrate it” days left until the New Year.”
“The season of congratulations and sentimental messages from mysterious numbers is officially open!”
New Year statuses for Odnoklassniki
Post a festive status on your page that will cheer you and your friends up.
“New Year is a special holiday for me. Fun and a little sad. It's fun because the days of rest are approaching and it's sad to see off another year. When we all get a little older"
“I wish you to celebrate the holiday in such a way that not only Santa Claus himself visits you, but Father Hangover comes with him.”
“Santa Claus, we are waiting for you! We have already collected all the problems and troubles of the past year in a bag. When you get ready, take it with you, we’ll give it in exchange for your gifts!”
“I wish everyone, guys, more joy, an abundance of sweets. So that there is more food on the table, and more pleasure in the bedroom.”
“New Year falls on Monday. On Monday? Seriously? Damn, the house is still a mess, the refrigerator is empty, the menu has not been developed, the guest lists are empty, what outfit? What makeup? What hairstyle will it be? Where to go? With whom? Who's coming? Crap!!!"
“Guys, I know - waking up and finding an unfamiliar scary woman next to you on January 1 is nothing. What if instead of her there turns out to be a scary naked man? Yes, even a handsome man is worse! Is it true that if you’re dressed, maybe a neighbor came in and had a drink?”
Have you ever had dreams with a New Year theme?
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"People! Buy alcohol early! It’s not scary to look for mayonnaise at night 23:00 December 31st. They will sell it to you if you find an open store. What about vodka? Another thing!"
“I’m warning everyone! If a fat bearded man runs up to you, grabs you and puts you in a big bag... there is no need to be afraid! We just asked you instead of a gift and Santa Claus is only fulfilling his wish!”
“When gathering with a group, choose one in advance who will remain sober. It is he who will tell you later what happened!”
“In the USA, before New Year’s, stores offer people big discounts, helping them buy gifts and other necessary things. In Russia, on the contrary, this is a period of crazy markups. In addition, the necessary goods are quickly sold out. Why?"
Social networks, instant messaging systems and various personalized accounts have filled the entire surrounding information space. According to statistics, there were up to 2 billion active users on Facebook alone, for example, in 2018, and 1.5 on Youtube.
Two-thirds of the population of our planet, the first thing they do in the morning is check the news feed on their social networks, post new statuses or comments, like friends, etc.
This can be condemned, it can be used to promote your business or any other activity, it can be welcomed as a way of uniting people who would never have known about each other before. But one cannot help but admit that the power of social networks over the world is an established fact.
And all of us, of course, being under the influence of the magic of this, cannot resist the temptation to set some new status. Especially when it comes to such cross-planetary and such important holiday like New Year.
Which New Year's status should you choose?
It is, of course, pointless to recommend any specific recipes for success here. Unless you are a shocking guru, you shouldn’t radically change the style of your account. Believe me, on the wall of an 11-year-old girl, quotes from Kafka about the frailty of existence and hopelessness after complaining about an evil mathematician look a little stupid.
Like the phrases of Snoop Dogg from a gray-haired professor of fine literature... The only and main advice may be something like: less is more.
You shouldn’t try to outdo everyone in the world in originality, to appear to be something other than who you really are - the chance of acquiring the stamp of an incorrigible snob, fool or bore is too great. But sincerity and natural passion for something are, on the contrary, the key to favorable perception by the public.
On New Year 2019, in your status, it is undoubtedly better to write something for the occasion. But always from the heart and with feeling. If this is a wish, then it must be such that after reading it, everyone’s heart will warm.
If there is some kind of philosophical thought, then it is necessarily connected with the tradition of rethinking your life on this holiday, reflecting some universal humanitarian values, which, especially now, of course, is not a sin to remind.
And if your imagination doesn’t helpfully throw up a couple of stellar ideas right away, and your memory is bashfully silent when trying to come up with a new New Year’s status, it’s worth seeing what we’ve prepared for you in this section. Believe me, we tried very hard to find really bright and cool statuses on this topic!
Comical and funny
Humor is our everything! Especially on such a fun and joyful holiday for everyone. So show them off in your status! Yes, so much so as to make even Princess Nesmeyana smile. Let it be a really popular and funny mini-anecdote, a reworked aphorism on a topic, a humorous excerpt from a “Letter to Santa Claus,” or some other original creative.
And, by the way, here you will find all the latest jokes about the New Year, which have never won an accordion competition before, the kind that, when you look at them, no one will have any doubt that you are a real joke guru.
- The New Year is the official chance to start new life.Only honestly. Cross out unnecessary people, stop being lazy, and do what you promised.
- I really want to walk around the city in the evening on New Year's Eve, when everything will be lit with lights, congratulations on the New Year and the smell of the approaching New Year will be in the air.
- Nothing can save you from a New Year's hangover like a glass of milk, a cool shower and sex. Did not help? Then old, grandfatherly...
- Oh, this New Year's madness! It feels like we haven’t cleaned, shopped, cooked, repaired or dressed all year... And only in December we remembered all this!
- Inevitable sequel festive table- festive chair.
- Cool statuses for New Year 2018: There is no sadder story in the world than New Year and thoughts about diet...
- Never stop believing in miracles! Happy upcoming year everyone!
- Grandfather Frost, last year New Year I asked you for a boyfriend. So, take this goat back and give us some markers.
- Grandfather Frost, please don’t give me any more sweets...no, don’t... semi-sweet is better.
- Well, here it is New Year again. Goodbye to my size 42, hello “you’ve gained some weight” and “that’s it, starting on a diet tomorrow”
- Well, thank God, we had a blast... We finished the damn Olivier... Fireworks were set off at midnight... I wish I could remember... with whom and where...
We are all philosophers at heart...
The main thing is not to post all sorts of nonsense, which you yourself, let’s say, have a little understanding of, and which in this case, as they say, is of no use to the village or the city. Let it be something moderately abstruse, understandable and close, at least to your social circle, topical and awakening the good in people.
All sorts of deep theses, boiling down to the fact that “nothing lasts forever under the moon”, “good is bad, which was looked at from a different angle”, etc. It’s better to leave it for the general autumn depression. You shouldn’t ruin people’s mood by trying to seem original. This obviously won’t add karma. As well as likes...
- I really want a New Year as soon as possible, tangerines, salads, a Christmas tree, garlands, everything is blinking like that, and congratulations from Putin, gifts, and don’t sleep until the morning, I wish these 10 days would pass quickly!
- I already want snow... tangerines... New Year... and my dear people nearby...)))
- I really want New Year! Festive mood, a lot of snow, the smell of tangerines and Christmas trees, a glass of sparkling champagne, chimes and all your favorites nearby!
- I want New Year! The smell of tangerines, Christmas trees... fresh soft snow... light frost on the street... Painted patterns on the windows... the movie “Home Alone”... And a Coca-Cola advertisement.)))
- And I really want the New Year... Tangerines, long holidays and “the holiday is coming to us.”
- How I'm looking forward to the New Year! This magical holiday, smelling of tangerines, Christmas trees and... childhood...
- As a child, it’s like - you stick a paper snowflake on the window, put on a crown made of glass beads, eat tangerines until you get diathesis... and that’s it, hello New Year! And now you sit here and worry about making something like this, putting it on and gobbling it up, in order to feel that happiness is approaching.
- Imagine: you woke up in the morning, got dressed, washed your face, ate a tangerine and went for a ride down the hill. And then they returned, ate and went to bed. And at night my grandmother warmed me up in the bath and put me to bed. And for the New Year there are gifts. And no problems. I really want to go back to my childhood!
Total romance
It's no secret that when we are in love or simply forever young at heart, we never cease to rejoice at the snowflakes falling on our palms, the smell of the Christmas tree, and are imbued with an absolutely magical and romantic mood for the entire New Year and Christmas period.
After all, remember, too sweet is just as disgusting as it is too bitter! In any case, you need to know when to stop, and this rule, of course, applies not only to romantic quotes...
Well, I would like to believe that the statuses on this page will allow you to make a worthy appearance on your wall before the New Year, to wish everyone you care about all the best, to show off your wit or erudition. And, in any case, may the coming Year of the Pig give you nothing but likes!
- New Year's Eve good husband decorates the Christmas tree, and a very good one decorates his wife!
- Dear Grandfather Frost! I’m not asking you for anything special, but let the person who is now reading this status be happy in the New Year! 🙂
- THE NEW YEAR IS STEALING QUIETLY, IN YOUR HEAD IS A CONFUSION...EITHER THE OLD... OR THE NEW, JUST AS LONG AS IT'S NOT CRAPY!
- The New Year is an official chance to start a new life. Only honestly. Cross out unnecessary people, stop being lazy, and do what you promised.
- Dear Grandfather Frost! May the president, government and deputies live on child care benefits in the New Year!
- I wonder if anyone wished for me for the New Year?
- Grandfather Frost, put a piece of happiness under my Christmas tree... 185 cm... with brown eyes... and weigh about 95 kilograms... please...
- Grandfather Frost, last New Year I asked you for a boyfriend. So take this goat back and give us better markers :)
- Do you know why there isn’t that same New Year’s mood?!
It’s just that we already know that Santa Claus does not exist and we no longer wait for anyone all night. We simply have no one to believe in. We choose our own gifts and already know in advance what will be under the tree, but earlier in childhood we were happy to find a simple box of sweets under the tree... all these miracles simply disappeared with age. - New Year's mood is when you are glad to see even those who have entered the wrong door.
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Proven advice: housewives, you shouldn’t put croutons in your New Year’s salad! They scratch your face painfully...
I wish you to freeze your butt to the ice next year!
Grandfather Frost, please give me magic wand, and then I’ll somehow decide for myself!
The real Santa Claus is when he leaves, but things don’t disappear from the apartment! On the contrary, they appear.
Let snowflakes shower you,
Let your eyelashes turn white!
Happy New Year!
Happy year of happiness, hope and love!
Our children are not waiting for the moment when Grandfather Frost comes, rather, they are waiting for their parents to finally set sail.
If you want to feel like a star, sit on the Christmas tree!
- Where are you planning for the New Year? - Face into the salad!
I'm not asking you to solve it. I just ask you to make a wish on the night of 31st to 1st
Grandfather Frost, beard made of cotton wool, I ask you... next year somehow without DEER... okay?
New Year is coming... and I'm still ashamed of the last one...
I wanted to go to a snowflake party - White dress, white tights. And I looked in the mirror - I was going to fall into a snowdrift.
New Year without vodka is like a passport without a photo!
New Year is when tangerine peels begin to accumulate behind the computer, in addition to empty mugs.
Along the way, for the New Year we will throw asphalt
MTS starts the New Year's "Network Busy" campaign ahead of schedule. All subscribers participate, absolutely free and around the clock
In the New Year I wish: 12 months without illness, 53 weeks of all the best, 365 days of happiness, 8760 hours of success, 525600 minutes of love and 31536000 seconds of pleasant moments!
Doctors say: 5 glasses of vodka reduce the risk of having a bad New Year by half.
Dear Grandfather Frost, please give me him for the New Year, his eyes, his smile, his kisses and the touch of his hands, and not a cold monitor and the desire to be near him...
Hello old bastard! I haven’t believed in you for two years now! Petr Semenovich, 46 years old.
Nothing liquefies the brain like New Year's TV
On New Year's Day everything comes true, even things that cannot be realized at other times.
Santa Claus, Santa Claus without 100 grams is not a red nose!
Dear Grandfather Frost, this letter is not spam, but a real opportunity to make money...
The anticipation of the New Year awakens the child in me... Like waking up in the morning as a child, I want to see a Christmas tree with gifts under it. I want to play snowballs and eat snow and not think about getting sick...
We're sitting at an awesome New Year's table, and there are only fingerprints in the wallet... But the table is awesome!
And I hope that this New Year there will be many beautiful young Santa Clauses and at least a little sober
A Christmas tree was born in the forest, the obstetrician was shocked!
Good Grandfather Frost, don’t put my New Year’s gift under the Christmas tree. Better get it into the garage right away.
The little Christmas tree is cold in winter. Oh, and we got tired of dragging her home! Lots and lots of colored balls on the Christmas tree, half of them from the wives and a little bit of their own
17 signs of a real Santa Claus:
1. The door peephole was immediately filled with frosty fumes.
2. The real Santa Claus has blue veins on his hands, while the fake one has blue tattoos.
3. The body temperature of a real Santa Claus does not rise above zero degrees. You can store vodka in it.
4. The real Santa Claus gets to you not on antlers, but on reindeer.
5. He remembers how he returned to Veliky Ustyug last year.
6. A real Santa Claus snacks only on a snowball or an icicle and sniffs it with the Snow Maiden.
7. The real Santa Claus is accompanied by only 1 (one) Snow Maiden. You can't choose.
8. The real Santa Claus never slaps the Snow Maiden on the butt in front of children. He pats her later when he thinks the children are already asleep.
9. The real Santa Claus hates poetry.
10. There is no United Russia emblem on his bag of gifts.
11.If you pull the real Santa Claus’s beard, his head will twitch.
12.He is very kind. Even after a kick he will give you something.
13.If you treat the real Santa Claus to real alcohol, grandfather will be left with a puddle that he won’t even think about cleaning up.
14.After the real Santa Claus, the toilet smells like pine.
15.When he leaves, things don’t disappear from the apartment! On the contrary, they appear.
16. He doesn’t leave behind business cards like “Banquets, weddings, anniversaries!” or “Candidate of Physics and Mathematics Sciences Aisman D. M.”
17.He also believes in Santa Claus.
Every New Year, you plan to celebrate in a special way, but it turns out to be a banal booze
Dear Grandfather Frost! Please give me a new heart! Only without additional effects, let it just pump blood!
I need to have a serious talk with you. I have a bad news. It will be better if you learn about this from me. The fact is that... SANTA CLAUS DOESN'T EXIST!
Advice for the New Year - don’t eat yellow snow...
Anyone who sends the same New Year's greetings will be ignored until the first of April!
"Santa Claus, come out!" - the children shouted, dancing near the toilet.
May the New Year bring you more health!
May the New Year bring you happiness!
And he will leave all the good things and take away all the bad things!
The New Year's mood is when you are happy to see even those who have entered the wrong door.
The brightest and most emotional winter holidays will begin very soon. During this period, everyone wants to surround themselves and their loved ones with a special fairy-tale atmosphere, as well as cheer up their friends in in social networks, posting funny New Year 2020 statuses for VK and Odnoklassniki.
Now, setting up accounts in public portals allows you to decorate your page with meaning: themed photos and a beautiful background picture in the style of the New Year. But nothing can make it more lively and interesting than cool statuses.
Every user of social networks knows that short sayings written by the owner of the page occupy a special place. They are located in a central location, moreover, all friends receive notifications about their change. They are also automatically placed in the event feed. Therefore, if you want to congratulate all your subscribers on the New Year holidays in one fell swoop or simply write what you are thinking about, then change the status and be sure that everyone will see it!
Now you don’t need to rack your brains and come up with original statuses. They have a huge trailer and a small cart on the Internet. We have selected the best short sayings that are perfect for any New Year's page.
To give yourself and your loved ones a good mood, we recommend paying attention to humorous sayings with meaning that can be safely used as a cool New Year’s status:
- “Dear Grandfather Frost, I’m on a diet, so I can’t have sweets. Please send me a box of semi-sweet!”;
- “If you want everything to be good for you in the New Year, put a chocolate bar under your pillow and on January 1st everything will be “in chocolate”!”;
- “The New Year has come, and I’m still ashamed of the last one!”;
- “You shouldn’t expect miracles from the New Year, create miracles yourself!”;
- “The most inexplicable magic of the New Year is the disappearance of money from your wallet”;
- “If you had a blast at the New Year’s corporate party, then you will definitely start the New Year by looking for a new job”;
- “Only those who don’t smoke or drink will remember the New Year!”;
- “There is no tastier drink on January 1 than cucumber pickle”;
- “In the New Year, doors to a new life open for many, but, unfortunately, not everyone will be able to get into them”;
- “The longest night of the year begins on December 31st and ends on the 14th”;
- “Dear Santa Claus! Last time my letter either didn’t reach you, or I misspelled the word “Ferrari” in it.
Cool and funny statuses about the New Year
To cheer yourself and your subscribers up, we recommend paying attention to humorous statements in prose. Among the many short messages, we have selected the most interesting in our opinion:
- Dear Grandfather Frost, I can’t have sweets, so you’d better send me a box of semi-sweet!
- If you want everything to be good for you, then put chocolate under your pillow for the New Year. In the morning, EVERYTHING will be covered in chocolate.
- The New Year is approaching, and I am still ashamed of the past.
The most inexplicable magic of the New Year is the speed at which money disappears from your wallet. - With the arrival of the New Year, the doors to everyone open to better life, but, unfortunately, not everyone is able to get into them.
- Don't expect miracles for the New Year! Amazing!
- If you had a good New Year's corporate party, then you will start the new year by looking for a new job!
- Only those who don’t smoke or drink will remember the New Year!
- What is the worst thing for a woman after New Year's holidays? - Step on the scales!
- There is no tastier drink on January 1 than cool water!
- Guys’ childhood ends when they want their wishes to be fulfilled not by Santa Claus, but by the Snow Maiden.
- Dear Grandfather Frost! I've been very good boy, so please give me as a gift to some bad girl.
- Dear Grandfather Frost! I behaved well for a whole year. Can I at least behave badly on New Year's Eve?
- I wish everyone not to click through their happiness with the mouse in the coming New Year!
- What should I give you for the New Year? - Yes, give whatever you want! The most important thing is that it is touch-sensitive and with headphones.
- Childhood is when you wait for the New Year, wait... wait, wait... and at half past twelve you pass out.
- Father Frost! Make sure they don't tease me. Vova Kakashkin. 7 years.
- Don’t forget to leave Contact on December 31 at 11:55 pm and celebrate the New Year.
Beautiful congratulations in verse
This small selection contains wishes for friends. New Year's poems perfect for those who want to congratulate their subscribers in an original way:
I wish you good health
In nineteen!
So that happiness comes
Generous to every family!
Be happy, friends!
May the Rat help you!
Scratch your ear gently -
She will become a true friend!
If you scratch our White Rat's belly,
And make a wish - quickly, without hesitation,
Then, of course, it will come true with interest.
Good luck is destined to be with you all year long!
May the Year of the Rat bring good luck -
All difficult problems will be solved,
And it will fall like rain,
Gold and silver!
Skiing on soft snow
A carefree, young New Year to you.
Let luck become closer in life,
It will bring prosperity and fun!
Fun, joy, success,
Heartfelt toasts, songs, laughter,
Good, like the stars under the sky,
In short, Happy New Year to all of you!
Happy New Year, I congratulate you,
May every hour be happy
May fate smile sweetly on you,
And let all your dreams come true.
May the New Year be happy,
It will wake you up quietly in the morning,
Magical doors will open,
Will awaken all dreams and faith,
Will give you hope again,
And also joy and love.
Let the year not be stingy
For fun, happiness, laughter,
Prosperity will knock on the house,
Success awaits you in any business.
May New Year's dreams come true,
The grievances will be forgotten forever,
And let it certainly happen
Everything you dream about today!
New Year statuses 2020 with meaning
And finally, I would like to add a few more beautiful sayings about this wonderful holiday:
- As we get older, the list of wishes for the New Year becomes smaller and smaller, and what we really want for the New Year cannot be bought with money.
- I want Santa Claus to put 3 gifts under the Christmas tree on New Year's Eve - happiness for the house, love for the family, health for loved ones.
- On the eve of the New Year, I want to wish all my friends and family magic and miracles, like in childhood, when my parents’ house smelled of pine, sweets and tangerines. When every Christmas tree decoration, seemed like a small world with its own New Year's fairy tale.
New Year's aphorisms and quotes
One of the most popular statuses on social networks are aphorisms. Catchphrases are able to stand out among the crowd of different statements with wit and originality. Also, some of them are written in a humorous spirit, so they will cheer up even phlegmatic and melancholic people:
- Dear santa claus! All I want for New Year is your list of girls who behaved badly.
- The new year is always better than the old one, but not always for you.
- I read so much about the dangers of alcohol and smoking that in the New Year I decided to quit. Read.
- To celebrate the New Year with dignity, you need to rehearse for a long time, and you can start today.
- If you want your children to celebrate the New Year at home, go visit.
- December 31st is the day when the Calendar goes wild!
- On New Year's Eve, fifty people and fourteen snowmen were taken to the sobering center. The reason for the police mistake is being clarified.
- As you celebrate the New Year, this is how you should do it!
- The beginning of January for Russians coincides with the beginning of the month of Drabadan.
- No matter how much Santa Claus drinks, he will not forget his bag.
- The Old New Year is not a holiday. This is a control shot to the liver!
- There is no sadder story in the world than the New Year and thoughts about diet.
- The year of the name of some new beast is coming again... and I really wanted to live like a human being!
- Celebrating the New Year is a sad farewell to old illusions and a joyful meeting with new ones.
- May Happiness knock on your door on New Year's Eve... And God grant that you find yourself at home at this moment.
You can attract attention to your person on social networks different ways. But there is an option that can definitely be considered a win-win. By setting cool and funny New Year statuses for Contact or Odnoklassniki, you will not only add likes and subscribers to yourself, congratulating the virtual community on the holiday in an original way, but also, most likely, you will find new interesting acquaintances.
Cool statuses for guys and men
Good Grandfather Frost, give me the first payment. Santa Claus, besides laughing, pay off my mortgage.
A New Year tree is better than any mistress. You change every year, you break up without a scandal. And she doesn’t demand her gifts back!
New Year is such an amazing time when you eat Olivier salad, tangerines, champagne and hopes that tomorrow morning this champagne and other alcoholic reserves will still be left.
It's time to stop with Olivier and tangerines. After all, what the excess cholesterol and sugar in fruits can do to people in just one night.
It’s a difficult task to prove to your children that you are the real Santa Claus and to convince your wife that you can’t even act as a fake.
Answer the question “What is good and what is bad?” It's difficult on New Year's Day. I did everything well: I went for a walk, I drank, I fell asleep under the Christmas tree—it’s bad the next day. And if January 1 is good, it means that the New Year was celebrated very badly.
Grandfather Frost, give me a carefree life for the New Year, universal adoration, the opportunity to lie on the couch and receive everything on demand. In short, turn me into a cat.
A man goes through three stages of attitude towards Santa Claus: you believe and wait; I don’t need a grandfather, I want the Snow Maiden; You yourself are Santa Claus and you advise the Snow Maiden to roll up her lip.
New Year's to-do list: spend Old year; celebrate New Year; celebrate the Old New Year. It turns out to be a vicious circle.
You need to prepare for the New Year in advance. Right on January 1st, put up the Christmas tree that was dropped yesterday and start rehearsing the holiday.
Every year on this day they ask me: “Why are you so sour, like the missing Olivier? Where is your New Year's mood? It’s time to understand that this is... Mine. !
Childhood is over - this is when on New Year's Day you and your friends begin to dance not around the Christmas tree, but around the toilet. Combined, damn the builders, bathroom!
Four stages of a man growing up: 1. You believe in Santa Claus. 2. You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3. You are Santa Claus yourself. 4. Those who still believe in Santa Claus run up to you on the street, pull your beard and yell: “I knew you existed!
With the advent of the New Year, sellers of men's socks and shaving foam begin to rub their hands joyfully, while unfortunate guys rush around the city in search of “give me something, I don’t know what.”
New Year is a difficult time for a man. He is trying to convince his child that he is Santa Claus, and his wife that he is NOT Santa Claus.
I want to have almost everything in the New Year, as Anton Semenovich Shpak dreamed: three music centers, three fancy laptops, three latest model iPhones, a suede jacket... also three.
Someday Santa Claus will give me a toy railway, I will set the status to “happy” and never go online again.
The approach of the New Year is felt when on your computer desk mixed with beer mugs and glasses of unfinished tea, tangerine skins begin to appear here and there.
New Year's paradox: the treats and drinks on the table are always the same, but the adventures after them are different.
So many people are on , that we have met it before, and we will update it soon.
Funny New Year statuses for girls
Dear Grandfather Frost. Please make sure that in the coming year, my neighbors, who have a 24-hour love for music and repairs, suddenly have all their karaoke and rotary hammers broken.
Do you know why Father Frost and Santa Claus are men? Yes, because no woman will allow herself to appear in front of the public in the same outfit every holiday!
Today in my refrigerator there is “don’t eat, it’s for the New Year,” and tomorrow there will be “eat quickly, otherwise everything will go bad.”
I am for sharing responsibilities in the family! I will decorate the Christmas tree for the New Year, and you will decorate me!
A sign of our time: I set a funny status for the New Year - you will soon meet the man of your dreams, who will say that all his life he has been looking for a girl who does NOT believe in omens, but has a sense of humor.
If you want everything to be awesome for you in the New Year, on the night of January 1st, put an unwrapped chocolate bar under your pillow. Now you will definitely have everything covered in chocolate!
I tell my friend: “Darling, give me a New Year’s gift that will be memorable.” He answers: “Are sclerosis pills suitable?”...
I'll be starting the New Year's diet soon! I will give up sweets and switch to dry and semi-dry.
As a child, on New Year's Eve we waited for Santa Claus to come. And our children are waiting for mom and dad to finally go away for a visit.
I love New Year because I can take a break from the stove. First, a holiday dinner magically turns into a brunch, and then gradually turns into a long lunch.
Santa Claus, buy me a new iPhone, a tablet, a red Ferrari, a house in the Maldives... Oh, that's it. Buy me some money, in short, and then I’ll figure it out myself.
I told my husband that I would really like a fur coat for the New Year. Gave... Potatoes, carrots, onions, beets, herring.
Guys absolutely don't like gifts. The ultimate dream for them for the New Year is the Snow Maiden in a latex suit, and not the role of a generous Santa Claus with a bag.
I'll give it to good hands Santa Claus. The third day she sleeps under the Christmas tree, mistakes me for the Snow Maiden and demands to tell me where she has been. I don’t remember where I was, I was celebrating the New Year!
A Christmas tree was born in the forest, grew and grew. Oh, if only the Snow Maiden would bring me a boyfriend! And Santa Claus, so be it, let him give you a pretty Rat who grants wishes.
I sent out a commercial offer to everyone - Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Joulupukki. But no one wants to take my extra pounds and give them to those in need.
Grandfather Frost, you probably left on foot last time, because all year I came across only deer. I beg you, this time leave by cart.
Guys always get the best, not even the New Year. The Snow Maiden is young and beautiful, and Father Frost is old, with a beard and a red nose, which makes you think about his way of life.