Leading:
Dear guests! Today is... (name) anniversary,
But it's hard to believe this fact!
The eyes burn with the fire of desire,
And your cheeks turn red like apples.
According to the passport, for example, an anniversary,
But there is a wide road ahead.
After all, this age is just a trifle.
There is still so much to go until a hundred years!
So be young as before
Softer than a snowdrop in May,
We wish you not to lose hope,
Always bloom without fading!
Leading: The symbol of our today's celebration is the number five! Five is considered magical; it’s not for nothing that students put a “nickel” under their heel on the day of the exam, and some people keep an irredeemable coin or bill with the number “5” (5, 50, 500...) in their wallet. But this is just a belief, so let’s turn to science. Numerology suggests that the number five contains strong but contradictory energy. If a five-pointed star looks with its point up, its energy is positive, if with its point down, it is the opposite. I have no doubt that our birthday girl only positive energy! And to check this, I invite a specialist in the “star” field.
Consultation with an astrologer
An astrologer comes out wearing glasses, a cape on his shoulders, a telescope and a map of the starry sky in his hands.
Astrologer:
I discovered a star in the sky -
She is beautiful and gentle.
Can compete with her
Only one birthday girl!
The radiance of these two luminaries,
I want to compare today.
To surprise the hero of the day,
And bring pleasure!
Oh these stars are perfect!
Oh, how wonderful their union is!
I recorded with the device
Energy with a plus sign!
Their light attracts happiness -
That's my only answer!
I send a smile to the star,
And the birthday girl - a bouquet!
The astrologer presents the birthday girl with a bouquet of five different exotic flowers and asks her to guess their names. If the hero of the occasion doubts the answer, it is necessary to use hints.
(Short pause, congratulations from colleagues.)
Leading: Friends! I suggest
quiz for guests “Who, where, when?”
If it is possible to use a multimedia projector (or slide projector), it is necessary to prepare and show photographs, video footage or slides to guests. For each episode, guests must answer the following questions:
1. Who is this or what is this?
2. Where does this happen?
3. When (exact day, year) does this happen?
For each correct answer a prize is awarded.
Leading: In our life, the number five is found everywhere: 5 fingers on the hand, 5 human senses (hearing, sight, smell, touch, taste), the most wonderful school mark is an A. By the way, what grades did our birthday girl get at school? I suggest checking it out!
Comic congratulations to the hero of the day
The congratulation is dedicated to a woman named Tatyana. However, the format of this poem allows you to use any other female name.
Leading:
Two A's for the anniversary!
How can we understand this?
This means that Tatiana
Everything in life goes to FIVE!
We've been out of school for a long time
Where is the teacher, student...
But as before, we will strictly say:
“Tanya, get the diary!”
(The presenter takes out a specially made school diary and 5 medals (5 ruble coins or chocolate coins).
So, let's check what quarter it is,
Yes, and I received it within a year,
How are you, Tanya, for your anniversary
She passed our exams!
Tanya cooks deliciously like this:
Borscht, salad, pie and tea!
For success in cooking
You get an A!
(Hangs a medal on the birthday girl’s neck.)
At work - number one!
You are still a valuable employee!
For the heights of labor
Get an A too.
(Hangs up the second medal.)
Since then you have been a help to children,
How I rocked them in the night.
For your efforts in motherhood
Get an A again!
(Hangs up the third medal.)
Luda, you look stylish!
Better than a fashionista from the capital!
And for your beautiful image
We put it EXCELLENT again.
(Hangs up the fourth medal.)
And the character is simply a miracle!
It's easy for us to understand you.
In general, Tanya, we will get along!
This means FIVE again!
(Hangs up the fifth medal.)
There are only A's in the diary!
The result is on the chest!
How nice it is that A's
Turn into rubles!
Let it be like this in life:
May wonderful things happen
Instantly they turned into fives,
And sometimes in dozens!
(Musical pause, congratulations to the guests.)
Leading: Dear guests! I offer a fun test especially for you. You need to express in one or two phrases what you think about the hero of the day. To make this task easier, I have prepared tips for you. Guests take turns choosing cards offered by the presenter and reading out the text:
(Name)! Remember: an old friend is better than two new ones.
You are on land, I am at sea, we will never meet!
The blue carriage runs and sways.
Let (Name) never run out of money!
Oh, the viburnum is blooming in the field by the stream,
I wish (Name) good health!
(Name), I’m ready to do anything for money!
Life sometimes treats us harshly
Just hold on for now, (Name)!
Let's smoke, (Name), one at a time!
How many good girls,
But (Name) is dearest to me!
I don't sleep well at night,
Because I love you!
(Name), know the truth about me: the spool is small, but dear.
The flowers in the garden are beautiful in spring,
Even better (Name) in the spring!
I want to borrow money from Lyuba.
Tell me, Lyuba, what do you need, what do you need?
Maybe I’ll give you, maybe I’ll give you whatever you want!
May there always be sun, may there always be sky!
May there always be (Name), may there always be me!
Don't forget this table and the snacks,
And the wine that flowed like blood.
You drove us crazy with delicious food -
You are a great housewife, (Name)!
The daisies hid, the buttercups drooped.
And many beautiful words were said.
I want to wish that Lyubushka
There was eternal love for my husband.
Someone came down from the hill,
Probably (Name) is coming!
On your anniversary it blooms like a rose
She'll drive me crazy.
For the next congratulation, you will need to make a comic pension certificate for the hero of the day.
Presentation of a comic pension certificate
Leading:
We hand over the document to you.
You deserve it - get it.
You will lie on the stove,
There is pie and rolls!
(A pie is presented.)
For the mind you want food -
We will tell you this:
Useful in education
Dostoevsky or Balzac.
(A work by Dostoevsky or Balzac is presented.)
If the soul asks for love,
The output is flawless:
Serial stories -
Like a balm for the heart.
(A disc with your favorite TV series is presented.)
If you are drawn to the garden
Or you need to warm up,
To help we give you
Garden equipment.
(A watering can, garden shears, etc. are handed over)
(Musical pause.)
(To perform the next congratulation song you need preliminary preparation. It is necessary to determine in advance a group of congratulatory people of 5 people and distribute multi-colored balloons. As the next verse is performed, the birthday girl is given balloons of a certain color (blue, yellow, red, blue and green).
The balls may contain small souvenirs.)
Happy Anniversary Song
(to the tune “The blue ball is spinning, spinning”)
First:
The blue ball is spinning, spinning,
We brought a gift for you!
Airy, beautiful collected bouquet
From light balls, and to them - our greetings!
Second:
Love is hidden in the red ball.
Let your blood boil and rage!
Let an unexpected miracle happen -
The prince will knock on the door on a white horse!
Third:
There is great luck in the blue ball,
In the office, at home, on the road, at the dacha
Everything will settle down, everything will be okay.
We wish you success on your anniversary!
Fourth:
Take the yellow ball now,
So that banknotes are kept with you.
Dollars, euros, yuan, rubles -
A large sum was deposited into the account.
Fifth:
And here's a surprise for you in the green ball -
He can fulfill your every whim.
It has a car, an apartment and a dacha.
A trip to the warm sea to boot!
All together:
We will not give you black balls,
So that you don’t have to say sad words,
Drive away dark thoughts.
We are very happy to help you with this!
In the last verse our main question: What should guests do if their nose itches? ... (name), quickly pour a glass! We are glad to drink to your anniversary! (Dance program.)
for birthdays, anniversaries and just for holidays
The best impromptu requires careful preparation - organizers of birthdays and anniversaries know this better than anyone. The main task of the festive scenario is to unobtrusively captivate the guests and put them in a good mood. For this you can use funny games, which look impromptu, or a serious script with a flexible approach.
It is important to understand that a holiday is an unpredictable phenomenon, in which there is always room for retreats or changes in mood. Therefore, the organizer of the holiday is like a good conductor, who is also a psychologist. Noticing in a timely manner that the guests’ mood has gone in the wrong direction, calming a tense situation, and diverting attention from a random problem—that’s what a real organizer is.
The script for a birthday or any other holiday has a modular structure that allows you to change places in the program, closing random breaks. Even if at first glance everything in the script is subject to linear logic, there is always the opportunity to rearrange it on the fly, literally between toasts. Guests won’t notice anything, and the holiday will only gain momentum!
Scenarios for anniversary birthdays for women and men
Festive anniversary in nature
If the weather permits, you can spend it in a very original and undoubtedly fun way. Nature tunes in friendly attitude to everything around them, so games and pranks involving dousing with water, sprinkling with flour, and the like go off with a bang.
You can start your anniversary celebration with a comic congratulation.
Leading
I want to conduct a test on the mental abilities of the hero of the day. To do this, let’s take an ordinary matchbox. We stick one match into the box and give the other to the hero of the occasion. I will ask questions. If the birthday person finds it difficult to answer, he must light the match on the box with his match.
After a few simple questions, the host asks: “When is the donkey’s birthday?” The subject naturally lights a match. The moment has come to solemnly hand him this box with a burning match and sing “Happy Birthday to you” in chorus.
Leading
(in the voice of Owl from the cartoon “The Adventures of Winnie the Pooh”). Expensive …. ! Happy birthday to you! At this joyful moment, let me present you with this wonderful cord (brings a bucket from which the cord hangs).
The culprit solemnly pulls the cord and pulls out a bottle of champagne or vodka.
Leading
And now I invite everyone present to take part in the competition “Do you know the hero of the day?” The first guest to answer the question correctly receives candy. At the end of the quiz, the owner of the most candies will receive a prize from the birthday boy - a photo with a personal autograph and the right to drink with him at the Brotherhood.
Sample list of questions.
1. Name the day of the week when the birthday boy was born.
2. His height, weight at birth.
3. Where did this event take place?
4. What time of day was it.
5. What was the name of the kindergarten teacher.
6. Favorite toy.
7. The birthday boy’s best school friend
8. What kind of education did he receive?
9. Where was the first day of work?
10. When I bought my first car.
11. Where did you spend your last vacation?
12. Where did you meet your other half?
13. When was the wedding day.
14. What was the weather like that day.
15. State the exact age of the children.
16. Favorite dish.
17. Favorite drink.
18. Favorite activity.
19. Favorite books/movies.
20. Foot size.
21. How many acres does the dacha plot occupy?
22. Favorite alcoholic drink.
23. Car brand.
24. Name best friend(friends).
25. Favorite song.
It is advisable to ask simple questions, such that you can find out the answers in advance, although everything depends on the company and it is not always necessary to know the answer to the question; in this case, they are purely symbolic.
This is where we can finish the official part and move on to the wild entertainment part.
For the birthday boy, you can arrange an impromptu concert and at the same time demonstrate your many talents.
Joke-raffle “Fun fortune-telling”
Good people, I’ll try to surprise you
And I am surprised by
That I can predict the fate of everyone.
Which one of you will guess the riddle?
He will find out his fate.
So, my 1st riddle:
Is there a heel behind his nose? (shoe)
We continue fortune telling - gild the handle...
I wish my predictions come true!
Surprises await you in life
Hundred-program TV,
600th Mercedes
A huge house, a blooming garden,
The husband is rich and doesn't drink
And there are plenty of other miracles!
When you wake up one day, you see in the window
Prince Charming on a white horse.
With a smile in the saddle he will pick up, lovingly,
And he will take you to distant lands.
Pots of cabbage soup are waiting for you,
Vegetable vinaigrette,
Jellied meat from offal
And dried fruit compote.
Well, it's time to reveal the secret.
So you'll become a cook!
You will be fat and ruddy,
You will raise geese and chickens.
The husband will drive up on a tractor and shout loudly:
“Smoke break, serve lunch, wife,
And a bottle of wine!”
You will be a noble knight,
Beautiful, strong and simple.
Know how to stand up for the weak,
Stand firm for justice.
And for the love of a beautiful lady
fight, asking for her hand.
Know that love brings happiness
Not tight wallets.
Your house will be a full cup,
There is always an influx of guests there,
And your wife is the most beautiful of all,
There will be seven children.
And one day you come drunk:
Uneven step, dull gaze...
The wife will be sad and say:
"The Wolf and the Seven Little Goats"
Your life will be happy and long.
With a color TV, with a white Volga
With a yacht flying in the azure waves.
With bronze tan on strong shoulders.
If it doesn't come out of you
Sissies and crybabies,
Then life will give you
Brand new bucks!
There are many miracles in life,
The road is wide!
But just try to sit down
On your horse!
There are many ways and things to do in the world,
But always be yourself!
Then the road is wide
It will not become a narrow path!
My husband will buy earrings, fashionable boots,
He will carry it in his arms
and don’t ask for half a liter!
This is the news you received:
No salty food today!
And then, lo and behold, you’ll give birth.
After all, everyone in the world knows
Salty foods make babies!
You will soon be very rich.
Be known throughout the area as a millionaire!
Because Uncle will be found in America
He will leave you an inheritance without looking!
You will definitely be lucky in the lottery!
Run, hurry up!
If you buy a bag of tickets,
That's what you'll gain from a shoe lace!
So as not to get bored
We need to sing and dance.
Can't sleep at all at night
Entertain good people
If people are happy
You will become a pop star!
If you want to be happy,
So here's some advice for you:
Eat 3 kilograms of salt
And a big bag of sweets.,
Then drink some vodka...
You'll be happy for the life of you!
I was chatting here, joking...
Still didn’t please someone
I see someone's sad eyes...
Well, there will be dancing for you too...
Scenario for the 55th anniversary (for a woman)
Script Lead: Dear colleagues! Dear birthday girl!
Today we are in friendly fun company, in our so-called “banquet hall” we decided to congratulate the hero of the day.
Let this day go down in history forever,
And it will only bring joy to the birthday girl,
And let the guests have fun carelessly,
I hope no one leaves the anniversary sad.
To start the celebration as it should be,
Everyone is asked to fill their glasses.
Why are there so many people?
All my friends have gathered here,
For a well-deserved rest,
They came to congratulate you.
Well, here's two A's for you,
How quickly the years fly by
But for a reason like this
Don't be upset!
Of course it's not 16
And far from 25,
But, to be honest,
There is no reason to be sad!
After all, a string of difficult years
Didn't ruin the portrait.
Let's look honestly, from above:
What were you like before?
I walked - my ribs rang,
And now - what a body!
The bones are overgrown with meat,
Features are rounded:
Lush bust, hip, whatever you need -
A joy for men's eyes.
There is something to take, something to look at,
There is something to cling to with your bones.
And those eyes with a sparkle
They'll drive anyone crazy!
And therefore, without further ado, I want to raise the first glass to our hero of the occasion.
Leading: And now I want to give the floor for congratulations to the director of our team.
Director: Dear _______________!
From the bottom of my heart with great respect
Today please accept our congratulations
We are pleased to congratulate you and wish you
Still work, still dare.
Do not grow old in soul and appearance
Be blooming as before.
Keep the flame of the soul and continue to love.
Be as beautiful as always for you for many years to come.
(A gift is given)
The team sings congratulations to the tune of the song “I’m Standing at a Stop Station” and gives gifts.
Friends and relatives are sitting
Sparkling wine flows
And there is a long way left behind.
The words are welcoming.
Where are your cherished years?
What has passed cannot be returned.
As a sign of our attention
Please accept my wishes,
Live many years to the joy of everyone.
May the years be like a blizzard
Everything is turning gray,
And the light warms youth!
Inconspicuous happiness for you,
Unchanged success,
We wish you great luck many times over.
I wish you excellent health, hope and personal happiness,
May youth never leave you!
Let adversity be forgotten
And all your wishes will come true.
And let there never be grief.
Love if you love.
Live the way you want
And always be cheerful!
Host: This holiday is a birthday.
Just a glorious anniversary.
So that the fun continues,
I’ll tell everyone: “Pour it!”
I suggest you drink to these wonderful wishes!
Host: You cried when you were born,
And everyone around laughed...
But we really did have a little pensioner.
Leading: A word of congratulations is presented to our pensioners.
1. The hour has come for retirement!
It happens to us once in a lifetime!
2.We came here today
I wish you many years to come,
Please accept Lyubasha from us
Hello pensioners.
3. I worked a lot,
You didn't work in vain,
This is why, dear,
You have been given a pension.
4.Will you stay at home?
You will be bored, grow old,
If you sing in the choir,
You will immediately look younger.
5. There is no reason for sadness and tears -
The autumn of life is like frost in winter;
Let's tell everyone without hiding anything:
Every age has its own charm!
6. Our age only brings experience
He doesn't age you at all:
After all, 55 is not autumn for us yet,
But only the velvet season.
7. Don’t be sad and don’t be sad,
There's no going back to those days of old
Smile always and everywhere
And don't go to doctors.
8. On this anniversary day, beautiful,
We would like to sincerely wish:
Only joy, long life,
Do not know sorrows and grief.
9.And we wish you continued
Not getting old, but getting younger.
Multiply series of fives
Yes, live in abundance
Without despondency and problems,
To be needed always and by everyone.
Leading: And now comes the solemn moment. Based on all of the above, the Council of Pensioners allows you, Lyubov Vladimirovna, to join the party of pensioners. To do this you must take an oath.
Oath I, ..., joining the ranks of pensioners in the face of my relatives, friends, colleagues and husband, solemnly swear: with the fervor of my heart, to be true to my word, as the pensioner party teaches. Strictly observe and fulfill the duties of the party. To replenish your family with creatures with the help of your children, to our delight, in spite of our enemies, in defiance of our neighbors. I swear! I swear! I swear!
Leading: Well, now I want to acquaint the young pensioner with her responsibilities and rights.
Responsibilities: (on screen)
Get up, wash. Sit down and eat.
Receive guests
Don't forget your friends.
Put the mash to distill.
Play sports this year.
Be ready for love and work.
Don't get sick, don't be sad,
Eat in moderation and sleep soundly,
Never grow old
All men like it.
Rights of a young pensioner: (read by the hero of the day herself)
When I want, then I get up.
As long as I want, I lie there.
If I want to, I’ll start drinking.
I'll go where I want.
When I want, then I sleep.
I love whoever I want.
Leading: And now I want to raise a glass to the birth of a new pensioner, but very, very young, who still has a lot of things to do!
Presenter: Today, each of the guests, as a sign of respect for you, would like to say special words and give a special gift.
- We would give you a miracle,
A wonderful moment of magic
Only a miracle was created before,
The people who gave you life, birth!
Please raise your glasses and drink to the parents of the hero of the day __________________!
Leading:
Be healthy, beloved wife,
So that your wallet is always tight
Optimism and creativity!
Every day to give joy.
Since we're talking about men,
I want to remind you of a man
who many years ago fell in love with our (name)
and is still a support and shoulder
V family life for her. AND
So, word from the wife of the hero of the day.
How much beauty is there in the world:
Sun, blue sky,
And spring flowers
They can't compare with you.
For many years we walked side by side,
There was everything: sadness and joy
Now the grandchildren have grown up,
Old age is already knocking on our door.
We won't let her into the house
Let him walk longer
When he comes again later,
Let him not find us at home.
You are my good one
I always feel at ease with you
I give you flowers
And a surprise with a lot of love.
I give you this song. “I love you to tears” or others.
Thank you for finding words that please and comfort you at the right moment.
I want to drink to the fact that you exist!
Leading: Today telegrams were sent to the hero of the day. Let me read them
Telegrams:
Granny, hello, don't be sad,
The candy is out, mind you.
Your grandson _______-.
Well, now, friends, the moment has come
Fill a glass for your parents.
For those who gave the joy of life,
And he opened the doors to a beautiful world.
For those who taught him kindness,
Endowed him with a considerable amount of intelligence.
For those thanks to whom now
Vanya is sitting among us as a birthday boy.
So, let's fill our glasses and drink to the parents of our hero of the day, let them too have fun and pleasure today.
Dear guests! We learned a lot today about the hero of the day, there were a lot of congratulations and wishes addressed to him. But not everyone present congratulated him. The floor is given to the sister and brother of the hero of the day.
Dear friends, we continue our evening dedicated to the 30th anniversary
Happy thirty year anniversary
All friends rush to congratulate
And wherever fate takes them -
Everyone came here today.
We wish you health
And a long life without worries,
Good luck, happiness and luck!
The time has come for big victories!
Let's all fill our glasses and drink to the happiness and health of our birthday boy!
Wow, I see you moved something? Wait, I will introduce you to the Rules of our evening. Our charter states:
1. That the hero of the day is sitting in front of us.
2. It is announced that 20__ Ivan's anniversary is not cancelled.
3. Remember: it didn’t hurt for everyone to start having a glass.
4. It is announced that laughter in this house is not canceled.
5. Gifts brought to the hero of the day are accepted around the clock for another month after this evening and cannot be returned.
And now the floor is given to the beloved wife of the hero of the day.
We congratulate you on this significant event,
Today is your legal anniversary,
We wish you great health,
And many sincere friends.
We do not give to the birthday boy
No headsets, no rings,
You'll probably receive it warmer
Greetings from friendly hearts.
I offer the floor to congratulate my friends. Dear guests, dear birthday boy, the children’s nursery group “Mouse” has come to your holiday!
Congratulates Uncle Vanya
Our favorite kindergarten,
Sends greetings to you dear,
Junior nursery team.
We promise to listen to Vanya,
Always go to the potty
When everyone has eaten the porridge,
We'll take the cups away.
Be healthy Uncle Vanya!
Many many more days
We promise that we will come
To your hundredth anniversary!
Dear guests! I ask you to fill your glasses with white, and drop some red into your glasses.
Believe it if you want
If you want it, don't believe it,
There is a beast wandering somewhere nearby.
Doesn't live in the dense forest,
In Russian the mighty language.
This animal is called "moose"
“It’s been like this for a long time.”
Let "ELK" be with you,
To eat and sleep,
For three to drink,
So that you would like and be able to
So that happiness does not end,
So that you DREAM about good things, so that things succeed
May everything always come true!
We want to congratulate you
With a wonderful date - thirty years.
You have already achieved a lot,
But now all the strength has begun to blossom.
Let hope never
Your earthly one will not leave the path.
May he be full of success!
We don’t want to turn away from it!
In the Canary Islands, out of 365 days a year, only 350 are sunny.
So we wish you, Vanya, that there will be a balance of joyful and sad days in your life.
But the natives of the Canary Islands are far from stupid. During those 15 days when there is no sun, they all gather together in their large huts and drink the fermented juice of tropical mangoes. And again in their souls good mood, the sun is shining in their souls again. And you, Vanya, on gloomy and stormy days, do not forget to take mango fruits. And if you don’t have juice on hand, use any substitute from 12 to 40 degrees
For your anniversary!
Thirty years is a special age.
Life leads us forward slowly,
We want to wish you that
The soul has not aged over the years.
So that creativity does not leave,
So that the table is wide with wine,
To make music sound in the house,
To make your wife love you more.
Birthday is a responsible step,
Thirty years in life means something.
Be happy and healthy, like Hercules.
May luck not leave you!
Listen, Ivan, this is the thing -
Vodka began to boil in the glasses,
So that she doesn't run out of steam,
We need to sip a little.
For a reason like this
Let's say a small toast.
Masha and Glasha meet.
- Masha, how is your husband Misha?
- As he drank, so he drinks, as he beat, so he hits.
- Well, thank God, if only he didn’t get sick!
For the health of everyone present!
Dear guests! We had a lot of fun. Our evening is coming to an end. I propose to sing a song for the hero of the day.
We had a great time on your holiday
Nowhere have we seen a more beautiful holiday
So be healthy, live richly,
And we are leaving for the house and the hut!
The evening ends with songs and dances.
Gifting a gift to the birthday girl can not only be solemn, it can also be used as a playful or entertaining moment. For example, any holiday is greatly enlivened by various congratulations from guests with a scattering of humorous or useful, but presented with a humorous twist, gifts and little things. Despite the fact that the reception is quite common, it invariably pleases both the hero of the occasion and her gathered guests, especially since you can come up with “gifts” for her specific habits, passions or profession.
Sometimes such congratulations with gifts are rather frivolous in nature, but since they are given by very close people, this does not embarrass anyone, but, on the contrary, amuses and gives pleasure. If congratulations with gifts are arranged by colleagues, then the tone is usually more restrained, and the gifts themselves are more practical and stylish.
Collected here comic congratulations - happy anniversary gifts for women various authors (thanks to them for the ideas!), which, if suitable, can be used in full or take them as a basis and come up with your own funny gifts and eyeliners for them, focusing on the age and tastes of a particular birthday girl.
1. Comic congratulations on the anniversary for a woman
"And we have a gift for you!"
This is a fun table chant for an anniversary with the presentation of various gifts. After the host’s words, the guests should shout together:
"And we, and we have a gift for you!"
We are here today for a reason
Come together, friends!
There are jokes and congratulations everywhere,
Birthday wishes.
Just the birthday girl
Let's congratulate you now!
Come on, guests, join in
And shout as much as you can,
As if someone is after you for something
Bitten very hard.
Today Tanya got up early,
So that she doesn't have to rush later.
Start before it's too late
Get yourself in order.
Tanya approaches the white bathtub,
To wash your hair,
And shampoo - well, not a drop.
What to do, how to be here?
Guests in chorus (takes shampoo out of the box).
I'm so tired of dressing up
She began to make her way to the kitchen,
To drink coffee,
Strength to restore.
But yesterday a neighbor came in
And today there is no coffee.
Guests in chorustakes a bag of coffee out of the box).
We know Tanya has a sweet tooth,
She loves sweets.
She didn't eat candy that day
And I’m already upset.
Guests in chorus: “And we, and we, have a gift for you” - (handed over sweets).
So Tanya began to cook,
I got the best meat.
What to pepper the dish with?
So as not to upset the guests?
Guests in chorus: “And we, and we, have a gift for you” - (handed a bag of pepper)
Finally lunch is ready:
One hundred salads, cake and pilaf.
Here are all the dishes on the table,
Only salt mistress, where?
Guests in chorus: “And we, and we, have a gift for you” - (handed...a bag of salt)
The last guest has left,
And a whole cartload of dishes.
What to do here, how to wash,
Where can I get a sponge?
Guests in chorus: “And we, and we, have a gift for you” - (they give...a sponge)
Don't take it as an insult
This joke is a congratulations.
Smile, sing songs,
Know that friends are always with you!
(Source: nsportal.ru)
2. Comic congratulations with gifts for a woman from friends.
1. Happy Birthday, 
We wish you all the best.
We give you equipment
And fashionable clothes.
To quickly clean the apartment
Take a wonderful car,
Very easy to use
Our "Roventa" vacuum cleaner.
He will wipe anyone's nose,
Will remove all your chaos.
You will take it gently in your hands,
You'll wave in different directions
Instantly dirt from the entire apartment
If it scatters, there is no dust.
It won't take up much space,
It will fit into any crack.
Saves kilowatt
Doesn't buzz and is lightweight.
Everything in the house will shine,
No place for dust to fly (they give a broom)
2. Here is the device “Just in case”,
In life he is the best assistant,
With him, grief is no problem.
He will always help you.
And the name is sonorous
Enema - scientifically.
It's not difficult to apply
We will attach instructions (give an enema).
Use it every day
And your migraine will go away,
He will remove all the toxins from you
Your body will look slim.
In general, we tell you
He is irreplaceable in life.
For extensive angina
You can gargle
When renovating an apartment
You can spray paint.
Finding ourselves at the dacha with him
You spray the bushes.
And then how crazy
Flowers will bloom everywhere.
I think you're convinced
What kind of miracle are we giving you?
And now through life boldly
The two of you will go with her.
3. Regarding the outfit
Put it on quickly
You'll be a gorgeous woman in it
And Madonna is just a shadow.
Winter panties with cotton wool
Will fit just right
Because in November
The cold is bitter outside.
Put it on quickly -
Attract men to sex.
It's not so difficult to warm up together
And it's impossible to freeze
Putting on hot leggings,
You will survive any cold (they give diapers).
4. And the boots are from Versace
The last squeak is no different.
You carry them all winter
And you won’t freeze your feet (they give slippers or socks or shoe covers)
You will highlight your figure in them
I twisted my long leg.
Klavka Slate itself
I would go crazy with envy.
In a headset with panties
It will be hot like the Sahara
You carry gifts
And bless fate.
There will be a reason to drink
We'll get together again
Women's happiness is endless.
We wish you a happy birthday.
(Source: mastervo.ru)
3. Cool congratulations from friends with gifts “Country treats”.
1. If the stomach wants to eat, do it the honor:
You spread pate on bread, there’s nothing tastier (they give a jar of pate).
2. If you love delicious soup, boil some cereals,
Throw in a sardine here, maybe even half it (they give a can of sardines).
3. If you need lunch, there is no problem here:
Your millet will be delicious if you have stew. (they give stew).
4. Pour tea into cups and serve the loaf!
Let the children laugh loudly, since there is condensed milk. (they give condensed milk)
5. If you invite the cream of society to the dacha,
Don't rely on potatoes, open olives as soon as possible (give olives)
6. If you didn’t buy bread, don’t be sad, it’s nonsense!
Open a can of beans, you will always be full! (they give beans)
7. So that the picnic does not become a burden, so that you eat to your heart’s content,
open a can of corn and feed the salad! (give corn)
8. Having offered the guests a snack, the same sandwich:
Put a cucumber on the bread and a couple of sprats from a jar (they give cucumber and sprats)
9. Unsuccessful fishing will be made pleasant,
Fish meatballs in tomato sauce (they give meatballs)
10. If it grew up in a garden bed, then we won’t give it to you,
We'll eat this jar of peas in winter! (they give peas)
11. In addition to the treat, squash caviar!
There are a lot of vitamins, you should always eat it! (they give squash caviar)
12. The sun is hot this summer. Even if there are a lot of berries,
Decorates our picnic, fruits as a gift to you from the south
We present at this moment (give fruit)
13. If you are too lazy to cook, but your stomach is howling,
Porridge with meat will come in handy to curb his ardor! (they give porridge with meat)
14. A useless thing, if you take it alone,
But it will be useful for soup, it needs to be in the house (they give you tomato paste)
(Source: na-bis.com)
4. Congratulations on gifts "Women's things"
1. He will frankly show you the beauty of your face and body, and you will see in him what you didn’t want to see in him. (give a mirror)
2. Your iron friends, long-legged, long-armed - they hold their hair perfectly, and you look so crowning! ( give hairpins)
3. Everything will be trimmed, trimmed and put in order. - on the big number “five”, the manicure will shine! ( give nail scissors)
4. You won’t find truer girlfriends - and don’t go to a fortune teller - whatever you say or not, everyone really needs them... (they give curlers)
5. Gently removes makeup, gives a light massage - and our good friend - soft - will help at any time... (they give a sponge)
6. Always take them with you so that they are at hand and their work is unnoticeable. And if there is no water nearby, they are so important, these..... (they give you wet wipes)
7. It is many hundreds of years old, but it looks fresh, we hold an irreplaceable object at hand. Like a pure wind, a thin stream... (they give a handkerchief)
8. Like a whole battalion of soldiers, they stand in a box - they will remove unnecessary touches and cosmetic sins (they give you cotton swabs)
9. There’s just so much missing in it: shadows, pencil, tweezers, hairpins, mascara, comb, varnishes, and there’s also all sorts of garbage. A very necessary thing for the housewife... (they give a cosmetic bag)
10. It comes in plastic and gold, iron, silver and bone - it holds the hair with a strong hand, behind him they are like Chinese wall. He helped every woman at least once - he was so irreplaceable... (rim)
(Such a congratulation can be completed by presenting the crown and awarding the title “Beauty Queen” or another nomination - watch)
5. Congratulations to the birthday girl from colleagues with gifts.
Perhaps you were planning to run away,
But your lot is to continue working! (give soap)
Who gets a can of beer?
Live happily all year! ( give beer)
Eat bananas and coconuts
And expect rewards from fate! ( give banana)
While the boss is “taking the shavings off” us,
Calmly brew a mug of tea! ( give mug)
Receive this tube as a gift,
So that every tooth shines in the sun! (give toothpaste)
Since you got a chocolate bar,
It won’t be bitter for you - it will be sweet! (they give you chocolate)
When you drink cranberry jelly,
Forget about the merry-go-round of the world!
Let the world, as they say, wait!
And you will be healthy all year round (they give jelly)
Although this cream is inedible,
But the smell is simply incomparable! ( give hand cream)
To the one who receives this candle,
You'll have to travel around the world! (give a candle)
To record where the pay went,
You will really need this pen! (give a pen)
We'll have to live with grief,
And forget about the days of the calendar! (they give a calendar)
And great love awaits you
And kisses all year round! (they give a set of sponges)
Do you understand what the meaning of the gift is?
Life will be joyful and bright! (they give markers)
And you are “in the juice”, in the prime of life!
Among your friends you have no equal! (they give you a bag of juice)
You are good at work
And you will be held in high esteem by us all year (they give a horseshoe)
You will walk around with a beautiful hairstyle,
Captivating everyone with a thick, fluffy mane (they give shampoo)
You will be cheerful and energetic,
And therefore the whole year will be great! (give coffee)
(Source: tamada-julia.narod.ru)
6. Photo session of the hero of the day in hats.
This is a very funny one that is more suitable for a home party or a holiday at the dacha, so that the culprit does not get upset because she might ruin her hair (after all, she needs to try on each hat, show it to the guests and, if desired, take a photo in each one as a souvenir)
Eyeliner: The French say that a real woman can make three things out of nothing: a salad, a scandal and a hat. Our (name of the hero of the day) can do much more; out of all this, she can also arrange a real holiday for herself and her guests. Which she will now brilliantly demonstrate to all of us.
Perhaps not everyone present knows that we are in constant collaboration with the great couturier of our time, Zakidon Shlyapnikov, and offer the hero of the day a personal all-season collection of his hats. Hats, mirror, photographer, everything ready? Then let's begin!
First model: sports cap “Champion”(Children's hat with a toe or baseball cap.)
Sport will relieve us of stress
And it will add health to everyone.
To stay young
You need to play sports.
Summer, autumn, winter
Take up race walking.
To move the bus,
You need to put on a hat.
Second model: swimming cap “Dive” (Rubber bathing cap or shower cap)
To always be healthy,
So as not to cough, not to sniffle,
You can run for a long time in the park
Or hang on the horizontal bar.
Since water is given for life,
Then rather into the river, into the shower.
Just try on the hat,
After all, it suits the person too.
Third model: housewife’s hat “Clean” (From a sponge or washcloth)
If in household chores suddenly
It turns out that two legs and two arms are not enough,
And everything she needs to wipe off.
Fourth model: hat for work “All Visible” (An option for the teacher is to sew glasses on four sides of the hat.)
You need to have a hat like this
To see everything, to watch everyone,
So that work will soon be in full swing,
So that not a second for laziness, yawning.
( Option for teachers.So that the student cannot cheat,
“Lick everything from someone else’s notebook”
He wouldn't be able to pull out the spur...
Such a hat will fit).
Fifth model: miracle hat “In the garden, in the vegetable garden” (Old straw hat)
The sun beats down mercilessly at the dacha
Is there someone standing there on all fours?
In the hottest, sultriest time
Save your crown from harmful rays!
Avoid overheating -
Put on your miracle hat!
Sixth model: “Legend” hat for the weekend (Any original hat)
If, (name of the hero of the day), suddenly
A friend will invite you for the weekend,
Don't think, don't guess,
Accept the offer!
Be gentle, be cheerful,
Just don't forget your hat!
Weekend hat -
Not a hat, but a legend!
Model seven: eco-hat for environmentalists (Spotted khaki Panama)
We know you love animals:
Squirrels, hares, wood grouse,
You take care of your native river
And you don’t kill the fish in it.
So that the trees turn green,
So that the birds sing songs,
Join the Greenpeace society
To us, the “greens”, such -
Blues are no match for us!
Eighth model: “Visa for a cruise” hat (Old men's hat)
This hat is not worn on the head, but in the hands.
If you want not to wither,
See the pyramids
Collect capital
And you'll go to the station.
You can easily get a visa
And go on cruises!
And finally, the ninth model: the invisibility hat (A large hat that fits over your eyes, or a knitted cap).
The grandiose model was made in a single copy, has no analogues in the world and has the supernatural property of invisibility. Let's try it on...wonderful! If you try in vain, you won’t see anything anyway!
This collection of hats is designed for all occasions and will help you feel like a real woman in any situation.
7. Comic congratulations for a woman with gifts from close friends.
Hello, dear little woman, you are such a pretty girl. 
Although no longer 25, the years are ticking away, the mother is vigorous,
We are sending you, my dear, a package for your birthday.
A little here, a little here, take it and don’t blame me.
If there is no CANDLE in the house, here it is when the light goes out.
MATCHES and a BAR OF SOAP to wash your face,
But a PACK OF CIGARETTES, maybe you’ll light it, maybe not.
Life here, you'll understand, you'll smoke and drink here.
Here is PIVASIK for order after the bath, or for tiredness.
We all blow it ourselves and recommend it to you.
Here's 3 pieces of SALA, eat it or cook it,
Stretch it out until summer, now it’s a gem.
Don't get fat, better feed your guests.
Let your stupid friends eat
If they don’t feel sorry for their figure.
A BOTTLE OF HOLY WATER, drops in your mouth before eating.
Don’t give it to anyone, say: “It’s not enough for yourself.”
If your back suddenly hurts, rub it and hold it.
If you get sick, lie down and that’s it, there is a grandson and a son-in-law and a daughter.
Let them wash and wash themselves, and don’t bother mom.
As soon as you receive the parcel, quickly take the bottle,
And quickly write an answer, what you liked and what you didn’t.
If there is no money in the house, tie a BROOM to your leg,
You need to wave a broom and collect money in a pile.
That's all, goodbye girl, you are like a sister to us,
Pour vodka into glasses and invite guests to drink.
Venue of the celebration: any establishment (cafe, restaurant, etc.) where the location and organization allows for competitions and dances.
Characters:
Presenter
Anniversary girl
Props:
Decorated chair-throne for the hero of the day;
Bouquet of 55 roses;
Thick bandages for the eyes - 5 pcs. ;
Collection of nylon tights;
Box of chocolates;
Shopping cart with cosmetics;
Huge decorative gold wallet;
A real beautiful and new leather wallet.
The beginning of the holiday. Everyone has gathered, but they are not sitting down at the table yet.
Presenter:
- We gathered in large numbers,
To congratulate Her Majesty. (points to the hero of the day, curtseying)
I would like to especially note
That our royal person
Looks great today:
Slender, graceful, pretty,
Fresh as the first blossom of roses.
Accept, beauty, the bouquet.
A husband, son, or one of the male guests gives a spectacular bouquet of 55 roses and, to the soundtrack of Stas Mikhailov’s song “Everything for You,” we sing the remake (chorus):
- Everything is for you, my empress,
Let your clear gaze always sparkle,
And I wish you to shine
Beauty!
May all the joys happen for you
And your dreams will come true,
And your budget will be replenished
With speed!
Presenter:
- By imperial decree
I invite everyone to a feast,
Help yourself to your fill,
Glorifying the holiday to the whole world.
Just take advantage of the moment
Save your compliments
Toasts, good stories,
Congratulations, wishes
Required quantity
In honor of Her Majesty!
And, without further ado,
We'll have a great time.
The presenter gestures to the set table. One place is decorated like a throne.
Presenter:
- The Empress is 55.
We will glorify you
And congratulations on your anniversary,
I ask you to take the throne of honor,
And I’ll give all the gentlemen -
Take your places.
Everyone takes their seats.
Presenter (hero of the day):
Without a doubt it is obvious -
The stated years are not visible.
Explain how to understand
Are these numbers 2 through 5?
Is this USE data?
Anniversary girl: - No.
Presenter: - Speedometer readings?
Anniversary girl: - No.
Presenter: - Is this the ideal weight?
Anniversary girl: - No.
Presenter: - These are the prices for kefir?
Anniversary girl: - No.
Presenter: Maybe this is the exchange rate?
Anniversary girl: - No.
Presenter: Really, region?
Anniversary girl: - No.
Presenter: - That’s it, I guess I give up.
I can't figure out the numbers.
Where is the correct answer?
Anniversary girl: I am so old today!
Presenter:
- Well, I won’t argue,
Apparently there is a miracle hidden here.
(raises his glass to the guests)
It's time to have a meal, and it's simple
First toast to the hero of the day:
Like a glass full of wine,
May life always be full,
Sticky, tart and sweet -
Delight from every sip
And never let her
Doesn't drink to the bottom.
Presenter (inviting the celebrants to take a break from the feast):
- A new decree was issued:
On this day and at this hour
Arrange a ball in the palace -
Gather together old and young.
Everyone leaves the tables and goes to the dance floor.
Presenter:
- Before the gentlemen start asking their ladies to dance, we will organize a tournament among men,
And the winner will be awarded the honorable right to invite the hero of the day herself - the empress of today's holiday - to dance.
So, I understand that everyone wants to dance with (name), but in order to avoid injury, I will need 5 volunteers in the center of the hall, and of course, the hero of the occasion. For now, I’ll ask everyone else to take seats around the perimeter.
As you know, the Prince Ivans and other daredevils who wanted to get closer to royal beauties were distinguished by their ability to recognize their chosen one in any situation. Now I will blindfold our heroes. Your task is to find the hero of the day with your eyes closed and kiss her.
The presenter blindfolds 5 men. Irina Allegrova’s song “Walk, Crazy Empress” is played. At the command “Start” the participants begin their search. Then a comical action takes place: the presenter slowly takes the birthday girl aside, and the men bump into each other and grope each other. After having fun for 2-3 minutes, the hero of the day returns to the circle and, if desired, plays along with one of the participants.
After choosing the winner, the dancing begins.
Presenter:
- The ball is wonderful, but from dancing
I suggest you rest.
Have fun, laugh,
Play something.
Scene "55"
Presenter (selects 4 participants: 2 men and 2 women):
- So: we are starting a small theater. Ladies versus gentlemen. Your task is to stand next to each other in pairs and, taking the form of the number 5, walk a full circle around the hall. By the applause we will understand who won: the community of ladies or gentlemen.
Writhing around, taking a five-man pose, the participants go through the task in pairs.
Presenter:
- Judging by the applause, friendship won. But what were these clumsy numbers? The butts are protruding, the arms are outstretched, the gait is unsteady. To walk like this at 55, you have to take a lot. Honor and praise to our dear hero of the day, who proudly and confidently, maintaining a slender posture and an easy gait, walks through life!
(The hero of the day is given a collection of nylon tights)
Scene "Lemon"
Presenter (selects an arbitrary number of participants):
- Please imagine that you are eating a very sour lemon. And you need to eat it all! Show this realistically with facial expressions.
The participants wince and squint.
Presenter:
- This is how we often sit with sour expressions and drool, and as a result - wrinkles and Bad mood. To make life sweet and your skin smooth, we ask the hero of the day to accept a small gift.
(The hero of the day is given a box of chocolates and a basket of cosmetics)
Presenter:
- In honor of the 55th anniversary of our dear (name), from now on, and monthly from the treasury reserves, she is personally due a reward for decent work, called a pension. To collect these savings, we want to give you a miniature accessory.
They bring in a huge gold wallet.
Presenter (hero of the day):
- Here's a hint for you:
This is a miracle wallet.
You'll get it - look
A surprise awaits you inside.
In the wallet, the hero of the day finds another wallet - real, leather, beautiful, and in it is a gift amount of money.
Presenter:
- It is impossible not to note the importance of everything that is happening. So let's celebrate this with royal grandeur. I invite you to return to the table and continue our feast.
The feast continues.
When it’s time for tea, the host distributes pieces of paper and a pen to all guests. Everyone writes a wish to the hero of the day and places it under their cup. After the birthday girl blows out the candles (numbers 55) on the cake, she randomly selects 3 guests. Selected guests open and read out their wishes, which will certainly come true in the coming year.